Dear Blitzcrank

When we said "anyone", we thought that excluded Amumu. We'll be more specific next time.

Love,
Your team

Dear Party at Wraiths

I see all four of you at Wraith camp while I ward baron and discover the enemy team; sharing is caring, and since you've all been spreading the love with CAPS LOCK, it's nice to see a change of pace and priorities. Oh, and by the way, the enemy team has Baron.

Just thought you should know,
Support

Dear Jungle

Thanks for the creep gank; those caster minons are pretty OP. I know I pinged you four minutes ago, but I understand that Wraiths are important. We're cool.

Love,
Solo Top

Dear Pathfinder

How did you know that I wanted to take the scenic route through the entire enemy team? This is perfect! Now I have all the time in the world to finish taking that sip of water. Oh? Don't worry about the Oracles, it wasn't that expensive.

Love,
Multitasker

Dear Ashe

Yes, rushing Zeal was a great idea - what? You got two?! Fabulous. Now you can crit for 80 dmg twice as fast!

We're sure to win.

Love, 

Soraka